i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Congratulations! We have a period
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