Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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