i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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