these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
