Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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