Umm I'm too high to move.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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