we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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