what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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