yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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