His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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