whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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