sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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