But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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