Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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