So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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