Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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