That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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