So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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