Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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