Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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