when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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