You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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