Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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