At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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