in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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