dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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