Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
