yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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