The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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