no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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