I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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