hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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