windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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