Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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