Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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