Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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