Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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