I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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