I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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