we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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