I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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