what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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