where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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