Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
