why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
