Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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