Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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