I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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