My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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