Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
