just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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