You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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