I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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