Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I believe in your delicious
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
