so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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