He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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