Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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