Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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